The passion Of Zombie Jesus

February 06 2010 10:03 am | History of Jesus

25 Responses to “The passion Of Zombie Jesus”

  1. brittanyyoo209 on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    go forth and …
    go forth and convert the unbelievers waka waka waka

  2. BluelightSpike on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    Because fat zombies …
    Because fat zombies are Boomers.

  3. anon749 on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    Great video guys. …
    Great video guys. It raises the question of whether or not this was actually an accurate portrayal of Jesus . What if Jesus was indeed evil and the whole religion was actually founded evil and people getting brainwashed by satan?

    The witnesses and writers of Jesus could have theoretically been demons themselves, which means what we know as Christianity today could be completely wrong! D;

  4. freebyrd01 on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    Who says what you …
    Who says what you call third world trash is weak? Who says the millionaire or top knotch athlete is strong? What is the true definition of weak? Strong? Who says physical strength is superior? Mental? Christianity is not an achievement of a human or the human race. Yes it is a gift. Disease, poverty, and so on. Not created by God, but the lack thereof. Same goes for Satan. Lucifer made his bed, now he has to lie in it. Same goes for us. We have a choice.

  5. ThisLightOfMine on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    “For God so loved …
    “For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting? life. For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.”- John 3:16-18

  6. caliburn0911 on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    why does jesus has …
    why does jesus has to be skinny!!

  7. Aufreizen on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    @Tikibot23


    @Tikibot23

    Think about what you just said, that same God would have then also created poverty and disease since He knows and does all in your book; and if you say it was Satan’s work…he was created by God also in your book. So not only is your belief insane, it’s a contradiction of itself.

    I’m also not an Atheist, I believe there is a god, just not the disgusting pig in your Jewish book of lies.

  8. Aufreizen on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    @Tikibot23

    The …
    @Tikibot23

    The world did perfectly well before “prayer” came into anyones mind since the Greeks and the Egyptians gave us medicine to heal the body while Christ-Insanity tossed us into the dark ages of thought and deed. Prayer does absolutely nothing to help any situation accept giving man a pstchosomatic feeling that he can do anything since God “wills it”. The power comes from you and your skills, not God.

  9. Aufreizen on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    @Tikibot23


    @Tikibot23

    Christianity’s greatest achievment was destroying Western Culture by turning European man into a broken down, sniveling coward that’s less concerned with his own survival and more concerned with the survival of third world trash that will never amount to anything. This makes sense though since Christ-Insanity is marketed to the preservation of the weak over the strong. Give the world another 50 years and you’ll see where you’re Jewish myth has taken us…straight to the grave.

  10. Tikibot23 on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    You clearly know …
    You clearly know nothing about Christianity with your statements of “insanity”. Prayer is a fundamental part of life. You live a life were if your best friend gets killed you either say “fuck it ill let him deal with it” or “that’s so sad” and try to cover up the fact that you dont give a damn. Atheism is like being in a forest filled with traps without a lantern. And you people say we are insane haha wow what a failure

  11. Tikibot23 on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    haha lie or not you …
    haha lie or not you cannot complain with the fact that Christianity has saved millions of lives from depression and wrong-doing, further more Christianity is the NUMBER ONE contributor to charity and has saved millions from starvation and abuse. I would not be surprised if the world would die if Christianity was not there: Face it Christianity is the greatest achievement in human history. And you call it delusional? I call it a flat out gift. A lie or not you cannot count out these things

  12. freebyrd01 on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    Prayer. Act of …
    Prayer. Act of cowardice? Prayer works. Prayer is real. I have witnessed it countless times. “Im praying for you” does not mean burn in hell. It means exactly the opposite. It means God change their heart so you “don’t burn in hell” Point? Everyone becomes a believer eventually. It’s just a matter of time. I just hope for everyone that when they do it is not too late in time. I used to agree with these comments against christianity. God changed my heart. He will change you too. FEAR THE LORD !!

  13. fatmanlushi on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    Christ-Insanity…. …
    Christ-Insanity…. well if im insane im glad!! cause i completly love Jesus Christ!!!

  14. MTXJ003 on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    great video
    great video

  15. Aufreizen on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    The reason no one …
    The reason no one mocks Islam the way they do Christ-Insanity is because no one is afraid of Christians doing anything more than the most cowardly of acts which is to say “I’m praying for you” when you disagree with them. I’ve never witnessed a bigger act of cowardice, it’s a nice way of saying “fuck you, you’re going to burn in hell”. Not only are Christians delusional, you’re also ingenious douche bags. Plus, that “feeling” as you called it…is psychosomatic…it’s not real.

  16. fad3an on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    how is do thes …
    how is do thes video
    is crazy
    muslime…..

  17. fatmanlushi on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    so what about …
    so what about muslims? and buddhists?

    i can tell you im definitely not a delusional idiot. and im not trying to get everyone to believe “delusions” cant judge all christians buy some bad examples. call me a liar if you want but ive experienced God and know hes working in me. the only thing i want people to do is experience it how it is, not how people think it is. im not arguing. just saying

  18. Aufreizen on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    @fatmanlushi


    @fatmanlushi

    Because the people who believe in it are delusional idiots that want the rest of us to be as delusional as them to help keep the greatest lie in history alive.

  19. fallbread on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    full of chees but …
    full of chees but good lol

  20. fatmanlushi on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    out of order! why …
    out of order! why do people always have to mock christianity?

  21. stefan1424 on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    @Mr.Amongoeth
    Schau …

    @Mr.Amongoeth
    Schau mal,Jesus lebt.
    Na du hurensohn ich fick grad deine mutter.

  22. Dominikaeufl on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    jou.. this was …
    jou.. this was jesus :D

    ou man :/

  23. thatank777 on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    What the fuck?
    What the fuck?

  24. miguelangelcoria on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    He died for our …
    He died for our sins now he came for our brains!

  25. Gtesshotig00b on 06 Feb 2010 at 10:03 am #

    USA= S hit……… …
    USA= S hit…………..

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