The Bible ought to be placed in the ADULT section!
Some of the Jewish Priests Bible writers would be working for the smuttiest publishing houses today!!!
Ezekiel 16:37 (NIV) therefore I* (*God, not Satan, but God! So it must be good!) am going to gather all your lovers, with whom you found pleasure, those you loved as well as those you hated* (*this Peeping-Tom God is watching you! Screw starving children in Africa! Who cares?). I* (*God, not Satan, but God!) WILL GATHER THEM AGAINST YOU FROM ALL AROUND AND WILL STRIP YOU IN FRONT OF THEM, AND THEY WILL SEE ALL YOUR NAKEDNESS* (*notice that God is NOT after any stud, but ONLY after their girls! Bible secret: Lesbians are off the hook!).
Nahum 3:5-6 (NIV) I am against you," declares the Lord Almighty. "I will lift your skirts over your face. I WILL SHOW THE NATIONS YOUR NAKEDNESS and the kingdoms your shame (yes, “for God so loved the World”)! I WILL PELT YOU WITH FILTH, I will treat you with contempt and make you a spectacle!* (Showbiz?)
God surely knows that strip teasing is the way to go! SOME NAUGHTY GIRL FORCED TO PARADE NAKED BEFORE GOD AND ALL HER WANKING LOVERS AND ADMIRERS!
2 Samuel 12:11-12 (NIV) This is what the LORD says* (*to King David): “Out of your own household I am going to bring calamity upon you. Before your very eyes I WILL TAKE YOUR WIVES AND GIVE THEM to one who is close to you, and HE WILL LIE WITH YOUR WIVES in broad daylight* (*God’s real hot in full support of WIFE SWAPPING!!!). You did it in secret, but I will do this thing in broad daylight before all Israel.” (You and God can masturbate all you like while watching this new stud having the kinkiest unrestricted sex imaginable with King David’s forfeited wives including Bathsheba, King Solomon’s mom one of Jesus ancestors! It is all like in a good porno video, but for real on stage! King David wives’ never had it so enjoyable!!! God did fulfill his promise! 2 Sam 16:21-22. Christians know that all of God’s promises are, “YES, AMEN and Praise the LORD!”)
In contrast to the Bible stories, Christian morality today is prudish and full of bigotry!
Job 31:9-10 (NIV) [“Righteous” Job says to God] "If my heart has been enticed by a woman, or if I have lurked at my neighbor’s door, THEN MAY MY WIFE grind another man’s grain, AND MAY OTHER MEN SLEEP WITH HER* (*GANGBANG HER! Fair deal! If Job’s wife is cheating on him, he can always wonder which girl he was fantasizing about that forced God to have his wife screwing with OTHER MEN! God said that Job was right all along UNDER THE INSPIRATION of God the Holy Ghost Job 42:7-8!)
Jeremiah 8:10 (NIV) Therefore I* (*God) will GIVE THEIR WIVES TO OTHER MEN* (*AGAIN!!! No Christian sex starved lady ought to feel guilty at all! God not Satan, but God is realizing their erotic dreams! BTW, I am not ranting or “twisting” anything in the Bible, Christians do! All this immorality is in the Bible that the bigoted Christians need to “spiritualize!”)
2 Samuel 12:8a (NIV) I* (*God) gave your master’s house to you* (*King David), and YOUR MASTER’S WIVES* (all of King Saul’s wives) into your arms* (*King David was married to Michal, and now God is adding her mom to him for another wife, too! Can you imagine a sexual 3some of Michal and her own mom, in bed with King David? This GOD PROMOTED lifestyle that preachers and famous golf players indulge in the closet today is all over the Bible!).
King David had to earn the hand of Michal by fondling the penis of 200 dead Philistines while surgically removing the foreskin from their penis! That is one of the kinkiest fetishes that God enjoys watching the most! God declared King David to be a man made “after God’s own heart!” Christian theologians are aware that the Bible God is too porno oriented so they are gladly making Jesus into a God through the magic of the “Holy Trinity!”
1 Samuel 18:27 (NIV) David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins* (*maybe with the penises were still attached to the foreskin!) and presented the FULL NUMBER to the king* (*they counted the bloody 200 foreskins one by one with their bare hands, a few times over to make sure it was a “FULL NUMBER!” all under this wanking God watchful eye!) so that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage* (*God was so turned on by this whole affair that later on God took away King Saul’s wives, including Michal’s mother and gave them to King David, for his added kinky sexual pleasure!).
Dildos were commonly used by practically every other Holy family! Rachel stole her parent’s dildos, and she got away with God’s full protection! In those days dildos were rightly known as “Household Gods.” Even today, the Porno Stars cry for God in their acting!
Genesis 31:19, 34-35 (NIV) When Laban had gone to shear his sheep, Rachel stole her father’s household gods. [34-35] Now Rachel had taken the household gods* (*dildos) and put them inside her camel’s saddle* (*it may be a slang for something else) and was sitting on them* (*yes… what else you do with a dildo?). Laban searched through everything in the tent but found nothing. Rachel said to her father, "Don’t be angry, my lord, that I cannot stand up in your presence; I’m having my period."* (*she is lying!) So he searched but could not find the household gods.* (*Rachel seemed to have stolen THE BEST DILDOS!)
Genesis 30:15-16 (NIV) But she* (*Leah, one of Jesus’ ancestors) said to her, “Wasn’t it enough that you took away my husband?* (*Rachel not only stole all the dildos from his daddy’s house, but she also had FULL CONTROL over her husband’s sexual activities!) Will you take my son’s mandrakes too?”* (*Rachel controlled ALL THE RECREATIONAL DRUGS being consumed in Jacob’s family!) “Very well,” Rachel said, “he can sleep with you tonight in return for your son’s mandrakes.”* (*Check, “mandrake” in Wikipedia! It is a HALLUCINOGENIC DRUG PLANT. Leah’s son was obviously a very knowledgeable teenager. God the Son Jesus Christ line comes out of Leah’s “drugs for sex” deal that no Christian wants to discuss!) So when Jacob came in from the fields that evening, Leah went out to meet him. “You must sleep with me,” she said. “I have hired you with my son’s mandrakes.” SO HE SLEPT WITH HER THAT NIGHT* (*Jacob and Leah were very submissive to Rachel’s control! This is the FIRST DRUGS FOR SEX DEAL IN THE BIBLE in the home of Jesus Christ’s ancestors! -Rom 15:4)
Ezekiel 16:17 (NIV) You also took the fine jewelry I* (*God) gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself MALE IDOLS* (*Dildos in the shape of phallic Heathen Gods!) and engaged in prostitution with them.* (*prostitution is not a sin in the Bible as long as it favors any of God’s causes!).
Ezekiel 23:20-21 (NIV) (Here, the Priestly Bible writers are showing their erotic orientation!) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses (The Jews admit that the Egyptians are well hung guys that some girls go crazy for! Nothing wrong with that, but they ought to look in Israel, first!) So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled* (*at least the Jewish girls had a good time in Egypt!).
Ezekiel 23:8 (NIRV) She started being a prostitute in Egypt. And she never stopped. When she was young, men had sex with her. They kissed her virgin breasts. They used up all of their sinful longings on her* (*you can imagine the Bible writers massaging the full length of their shaft while writing the Bible!).
Saint Paul claims that the Church in Corinth, Greece had ALL the gifts of the Holy Spirit so they OPENLY enjoyed the kinkiest sex imaginable sharing their sexual experiences as testimonies of their faith! No other Church in the Bible is reported having so many blessings from God, spiritually speaking, of course!
1 Corinthians 5:1-2 – It is actually reported that there is sexual immorality among you, and of a kind that does not occur even among pagans: A man* (*most likely a teenager) has his father’s wife. And YOU ARE PROUD* (*Saint Paul admits that the PAGANS are not as immoral as the Christians in this Church! Saint Paul did not reprimand the young guy’s horny mother at all, but he was asking that the kid be delivered to Satan for a quick slap on the wrist, WITHOUT any hearing or counseling!
GOD’S FINAL WORD ON SODOM IN THE BIBLE!
Ezekiel 16:48-49,53,55 (NIV) As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, your sister Sodom and her daughters never did what you and your daughters have done* (*Jerusalem! Most Christians refuse to agree with God, but according to the Priestly Bible writers JERUSALEM IS MUCH MORE SINFUL THAN SODOM EVER WAS!). ”Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy…* (*Neither God the Father nor God the Son Jesus Christ EVER MENTIONED THAT THE SIN OF SODOM was homosexuality Mat 10:15, 11:24, Mar 6:11. Luc 10:12) [53] "However, I* (*God, AGAIN!) will restore the fortunes of Sodom and her daughters* (Gomorrah, et al)…[55] And your sisters, SODOM WITH HER DAUGHTERS and Samaria with her daughters, WILL RETURN TO WHAT THEY WERE BEFORE!* (*the Bible writers recognize that they goofed not only with Sodom, but with Gomorrah, and Samaria, too! God’s FULL AND UNCONDITIONAL RESTORATION of Sodom ought is due any time soon before the end of the world…!)
The Bible writers realized that the destruction of Sodom was a mistake. In the “final day of judgment” Jesus is promising to favor the Sodomites above the Jews! Christians have been brainwashed a References :
Its the Christian "Fiction" section because the section contains Christian influenced books, which are fiction. They are not in just the "religion" section, because these are not factual. Like the Left Behind series is in fiction, because it is not a biography, or an actual account of real life events. Just like any other fiction book, yet it is written by Christian authors with (usually) a religious theme to the story. References :
you come across this type of thing all the time. george carlin had a joke about blowing your nose. "you can’t blow your own nose. you can blow somebody elses nose, but not your own." It may be redundent, but thats the english language. also I think people have gotten used to talk/signs like this. References :
No, it isn’t the same. I’m guessing you mean Christianity is fiction, so any book with Christianity in it is fiction? How quaint. And wrong. But anyway…
Religious/Christian fiction is fictional accounts with a Christian theme. I’ve read a fictional book that was based on the centurion who pierced Christ’s side with his spear on the cross. IT’s fiction in that it was made up, we don’t know the whole story. But it was Christian because it focused on Jesus.
There are also Christian romance books (my mom gave me one not knowing what it was, LOL) and other areas. I had a book called a Catholic in King James Court. Good book about a boy who moves to his mother’s family’s home with his mom when his dad dies. His dad was Catholic, but his mother’s family are all protestants. It’s a story of how he learns more about his faith while dealing with it. So it makes sense, especially if that particular bookstore sees a lot of traffic in that area. A bookstore that doesn’t sell many probably won’t have a special section for that. It’s just good economic sense on the part of the bookstore to set aside specialized sections if it makes money. References :
Even if you don’t believe the religion is true, there is still a lot of factual stuff that can be written about it. Books about the history of the relgion, biographies of its notable figures, guides to its ceremonies, art, archtecture and music, anthropological studies of its believers, etc, etc. References :
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I always found the sign to be redundant.
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LOL!
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Because the indoctrinated and delusional cannot distinguish truth from fiction.
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If most of those books are contemporary, then maybe the section should add the word "contemporary".
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The Bible ought to be placed in the ADULT section!
Some of the Jewish Priests Bible writers would be working for the smuttiest publishing houses today!!!
Ezekiel 16:37 (NIV) therefore I* (*God, not Satan, but God! So it must be good!) am going to gather all your lovers, with whom you found pleasure, those you loved as well as those you hated* (*this Peeping-Tom God is watching you! Screw starving children in Africa! Who cares?). I* (*God, not Satan, but God!) WILL GATHER THEM AGAINST YOU FROM ALL AROUND AND WILL STRIP YOU IN FRONT OF THEM, AND THEY WILL SEE ALL YOUR NAKEDNESS* (*notice that God is NOT after any stud, but ONLY after their girls! Bible secret: Lesbians are off the hook!).
Nahum 3:5-6 (NIV) I am against you," declares the Lord Almighty. "I will lift your skirts over your face. I WILL SHOW THE NATIONS YOUR NAKEDNESS and the kingdoms your shame (yes, “for God so loved the World”)! I WILL PELT YOU WITH FILTH, I will treat you with contempt and make you a spectacle!* (Showbiz?)
God surely knows that strip teasing is the way to go! SOME NAUGHTY GIRL FORCED TO PARADE NAKED BEFORE GOD AND ALL HER WANKING LOVERS AND ADMIRERS!
2 Samuel 12:11-12 (NIV) This is what the LORD says* (*to King David): “Out of your own household I am going to bring calamity upon you. Before your very eyes I WILL TAKE YOUR WIVES AND GIVE THEM to one who is close to you, and HE WILL LIE WITH YOUR WIVES in broad daylight* (*God’s real hot in full support of WIFE SWAPPING!!!). You did it in secret, but I will do this thing in broad daylight before all Israel.” (You and God can masturbate all you like while watching this new stud having the kinkiest unrestricted sex imaginable with King David’s forfeited wives including Bathsheba, King Solomon’s mom one of Jesus ancestors! It is all like in a good porno video, but for real on stage! King David wives’ never had it so enjoyable!!! God did fulfill his promise! 2 Sam 16:21-22. Christians know that all of God’s promises are, “YES, AMEN and Praise the LORD!”)
In contrast to the Bible stories, Christian morality today is prudish and full of bigotry!
Job 31:9-10 (NIV) [“Righteous” Job says to God] "If my heart has been enticed by a woman, or if I have lurked at my neighbor’s door, THEN MAY MY WIFE grind another man’s grain, AND MAY OTHER MEN SLEEP WITH HER* (*GANGBANG HER! Fair deal! If Job’s wife is cheating on him, he can always wonder which girl he was fantasizing about that forced God to have his wife screwing with OTHER MEN! God said that Job was right all along UNDER THE INSPIRATION of God the Holy Ghost Job 42:7-8!)
Jeremiah 8:10 (NIV) Therefore I* (*God) will GIVE THEIR WIVES TO OTHER MEN* (*AGAIN!!! No Christian sex starved lady ought to feel guilty at all! God not Satan, but God is realizing their erotic dreams! BTW, I am not ranting or “twisting” anything in the Bible, Christians do! All this immorality is in the Bible that the bigoted Christians need to “spiritualize!”)
2 Samuel 12:8a (NIV) I* (*God) gave your master’s house to you* (*King David), and YOUR MASTER’S WIVES* (all of King Saul’s wives) into your arms* (*King David was married to Michal, and now God is adding her mom to him for another wife, too! Can you imagine a sexual 3some of Michal and her own mom, in bed with King David? This GOD PROMOTED lifestyle that preachers and famous golf players indulge in the closet today is all over the Bible!).
King David had to earn the hand of Michal by fondling the penis of 200 dead Philistines while surgically removing the foreskin from their penis! That is one of the kinkiest fetishes that God enjoys watching the most! God declared King David to be a man made “after God’s own heart!” Christian theologians are aware that the Bible God is too porno oriented so they are gladly making Jesus into a God through the magic of the “Holy Trinity!”
1 Samuel 18:27 (NIV) David and his men went out and killed two hundred Philistines. He brought their foreskins* (*maybe with the penises were still attached to the foreskin!) and presented the FULL NUMBER to the king* (*they counted the bloody 200 foreskins one by one with their bare hands, a few times over to make sure it was a “FULL NUMBER!” all under this wanking God watchful eye!) so that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage* (*God was so turned on by this whole affair that later on God took away King Saul’s wives, including Michal’s mother and gave them to King David, for his added kinky sexual pleasure!).
Dildos were commonly used by practically every other Holy family! Rachel stole her parent’s dildos, and she got away with God’s full protection! In those days dildos were rightly known as “Household Gods.” Even today, the Porno Stars cry for God in their acting!
Genesis 31:19, 34-35 (NIV) When Laban had gone to shear his sheep, Rachel stole her father’s household gods. [34-35] Now Rachel had taken the household gods* (*dildos) and put them inside her camel’s saddle* (*it may be a slang for something else) and was sitting on them* (*yes… what else you do with a dildo?). Laban searched through everything in the tent but found nothing. Rachel said to her father, "Don’t be angry, my lord, that I cannot stand up in your presence; I’m having my period."* (*she is lying!) So he searched but could not find the household gods.* (*Rachel seemed to have stolen THE BEST DILDOS!)
Genesis 30:15-16 (NIV) But she* (*Leah, one of Jesus’ ancestors) said to her, “Wasn’t it enough that you took away my husband?* (*Rachel not only stole all the dildos from his daddy’s house, but she also had FULL CONTROL over her husband’s sexual activities!) Will you take my son’s mandrakes too?”* (*Rachel controlled ALL THE RECREATIONAL DRUGS being consumed in Jacob’s family!) “Very well,” Rachel said, “he can sleep with you tonight in return for your son’s mandrakes.”* (*Check, “mandrake” in Wikipedia! It is a HALLUCINOGENIC DRUG PLANT. Leah’s son was obviously a very knowledgeable teenager. God the Son Jesus Christ line comes out of Leah’s “drugs for sex” deal that no Christian wants to discuss!) So when Jacob came in from the fields that evening, Leah went out to meet him. “You must sleep with me,” she said. “I have hired you with my son’s mandrakes.” SO HE SLEPT WITH HER THAT NIGHT* (*Jacob and Leah were very submissive to Rachel’s control! This is the FIRST DRUGS FOR SEX DEAL IN THE BIBLE in the home of Jesus Christ’s ancestors! -Rom 15:4)
Ezekiel 16:17 (NIV) You also took the fine jewelry I* (*God) gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself MALE IDOLS* (*Dildos in the shape of phallic Heathen Gods!) and engaged in prostitution with them.* (*prostitution is not a sin in the Bible as long as it favors any of God’s causes!).
Ezekiel 23:20-21 (NIV) (Here, the Priestly Bible writers are showing their erotic orientation!) There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses (The Jews admit that the Egyptians are well hung guys that some girls go crazy for! Nothing wrong with that, but they ought to look in Israel, first!) So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled* (*at least the Jewish girls had a good time in Egypt!).
Ezekiel 23:8 (NIRV) She started being a prostitute in Egypt. And she never stopped. When she was young, men had sex with her. They kissed her virgin breasts. They used up all of their sinful longings on her* (*you can imagine the Bible writers massaging the full length of their shaft while writing the Bible!).
Saint Paul claims that the Church in Corinth, Greece had ALL the gifts of the Holy Spirit so they OPENLY enjoyed the kinkiest sex imaginable sharing their sexual experiences as testimonies of their faith! No other Church in the Bible is reported having so many blessings from God, spiritually speaking, of course!
1 Corinthians 5:1-2 – It is actually reported that there is sexual immorality among you, and of a kind that does not occur even among pagans: A man* (*most likely a teenager) has his father’s wife. And YOU ARE PROUD* (*Saint Paul admits that the PAGANS are not as immoral as the Christians in this Church! Saint Paul did not reprimand the young guy’s horny mother at all, but he was asking that the kid be delivered to Satan for a quick slap on the wrist, WITHOUT any hearing or counseling!
GOD’S FINAL WORD ON SODOM IN THE BIBLE!
Ezekiel 16:48-49,53,55 (NIV) As surely as I live, declares the Sovereign LORD, your sister Sodom and her daughters never did what you and your daughters have done* (*Jerusalem! Most Christians refuse to agree with God, but according to the Priestly Bible writers JERUSALEM IS MUCH MORE SINFUL THAN SODOM EVER WAS!). ”Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy…* (*Neither God the Father nor God the Son Jesus Christ EVER MENTIONED THAT THE SIN OF SODOM was homosexuality Mat 10:15, 11:24, Mar 6:11. Luc 10:12) [53] "However, I* (*God, AGAIN!) will restore the fortunes of Sodom and her daughters* (Gomorrah, et al)…[55] And your sisters, SODOM WITH HER DAUGHTERS and Samaria with her daughters, WILL RETURN TO WHAT THEY WERE BEFORE!* (*the Bible writers recognize that they goofed not only with Sodom, but with Gomorrah, and Samaria, too! God’s FULL AND UNCONDITIONAL RESTORATION of Sodom ought is due any time soon before the end of the world…!)
The Bible writers realized that the destruction of Sodom was a mistake. In the “final day of judgment” Jesus is promising to favor the Sodomites above the Jews! Christians have been brainwashed a
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Its the Christian "Fiction" section because the section contains Christian influenced books, which are fiction. They are not in just the "religion" section, because these are not factual. Like the Left Behind series is in fiction, because it is not a biography, or an actual account of real life events. Just like any other fiction book, yet it is written by Christian authors with (usually) a religious theme to the story.
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Good point, here’s your star.
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STFU
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you come across this type of thing all the time. george carlin had a joke about blowing your nose. "you can’t blow your own nose. you can blow somebody elses nose, but not your own." It may be redundent, but thats the english language. also I think people have gotten used to talk/signs like this.
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How else would you describe great writers such as Lewis, Bunyan, Tolkien, etc.
Could it be that the flaw is in your understanding?
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No, it isn’t the same. I’m guessing you mean Christianity is fiction, so any book with Christianity in it is fiction? How quaint. And wrong. But anyway…
Religious/Christian fiction is fictional accounts with a Christian theme. I’ve read a fictional book that was based on the centurion who pierced Christ’s side with his spear on the cross. IT’s fiction in that it was made up, we don’t know the whole story. But it was Christian because it focused on Jesus.
There are also Christian romance books (my mom gave me one not knowing what it was, LOL) and other areas. I had a book called a Catholic in King James Court. Good book about a boy who moves to his mother’s family’s home with his mom when his dad dies. His dad was Catholic, but his mother’s family are all protestants. It’s a story of how he learns more about his faith while dealing with it. So it makes sense, especially if that particular bookstore sees a lot of traffic in that area. A bookstore that doesn’t sell many probably won’t have a special section for that. It’s just good economic sense on the part of the bookstore to set aside specialized sections if it makes money.
References :
Even if you don’t believe the religion is true, there is still a lot of factual stuff that can be written about it. Books about the history of the relgion, biographies of its notable figures, guides to its ceremonies, art, archtecture and music, anthropological studies of its believers, etc, etc.
References :